Harry Potter = The Pope

Only Tyler here for this post, but let me tell you, it's going to be a doozy. Using my intuitive logical reasoning, I have been able to prove that Harry Potter is, in fact, the pope. There are three key reasons to prove this statement.

REASON 1: We've all seen the pope. We've all seen the pope wearing the pope hat. Looks suspiciously like a wizard's hat eh? If that doesn't convince you, it's the mear fact that he's wearing the hat to hide that lightning bolt scar that he has on his forhead.

REASON 2: I know what you're saying by now. "But Tyler, what about how we change popes every odd number of years?" Well, I've thought of that. If you've ever read the books, you know about Harry's multiple encounters with a certain "Polyjuice Potion". He has an unlimited supply inside the pope hat.

REASON 3: If you aren't convinced by now, then this last reason should EASILY convince you. Everyone knows Jesus. Even if you aren't a part of the catholic faith, you should know the suave guy that got on the cross for our sins. Let me tell you, there is no way that ONE man, the pope, would be able to convince so many people of the catholic faith that this "Mr. Jesus" character existed. Using magic is blasphemous if I remember correctly. Hypocrites!

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