So once again we hit the boards alone with out the Logic partner with a topic thats heavily debated by the government of the united states. Thats right! Bush knows all about it. Havent you noticed that Ryan Seecrest is kinda metro. Ok take that back WAY metro. Anyone ever watch the "Rocky" film with the crazy Russian? Yea, you cant deny that that bro, had he not been so jacked up on the roids that his balls were in his throat, would have been metro. I mean look at how good of shape he keeps his body in. And then the hair HOLY SHIT its so blonde he could have been reese witherspoon from the movie. The blonde hair and blue eyes characteristic to females... and apparently hitler's pets and russians SCREAMS METRO!
Your all probably lost right about now but thats why this RANT is made for those ith the logical capacity to understand! And if you cant see the metro-metro similarity bewteen Ryan and the CRAZY RUSSIAN then you shouldnt be anywhere near this post let alone allowed in side the logic lounge! This will prove that Seecrest is working for the USSR to take over the US through our obsession with Reality TV.
Ben's Brutal Conclusion: Stop watching American Idol before you are reeled in by the USSR's mind control TV! OR GET OUT OF MY COUNTRY!
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