After sitting down and actually making the mistake of watching "The Devil Wears Prada" (There's no Devil), I find myself thinking of comitting mass murder. Sitting next to my logic partner in crime, we'll be discussing how shitty this movie REALLY was.
Tyler: So I made the mistake of watching this yesterday...
Ben: Definitely a mistake
Tyler: Have you even seen it?
Ben: Nope, and I don't plan on it.
Tyler: Then how can you even have comments about the shittyness of the movie?
Ben: The title pretty much gives it away. Prada is the part where I thought the movie would lose me. Prada being fashion. Man being a person that's not fashionable. In turn, Man that's not Prada.
Tyler: That has to be the most retarded thing I've ever heard in my life...IT'S GENIUS.
Ben: Well, I can't say that the cast choice was the best. I always pictured Anne Hat as that retarded princess chick, that is, until I saw Havoc.
Tyler: We're talking about "The Devil Wears Prada"
Ben: Yea, yea, yea, I know, but I'm just saying, "Havoc" was her best performance by far. She was hot as shit in that movie.
Tyler: Stay on topic. Anyway, this shitacular borefest could be because of my shallow point of view on Chick-Flicks. Well, it's a great thing that this site is for extreme bias and disregards any "feelings" that our readers might have.
Ben's Brutal Ruling: For the men that read...don't waste your time. You will end up kicking yourself in the face for watching this chick flick. Women...go for gold. Women love prada. Devil WEARS prada. Therefore, women love the Devil's fashion sense. Go rent this movie...now.
Tyler's Game Break: Play more World of Warcraft. That is all.
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